Coby

11/4/05 12:26 pm
Welcome back to Survivor Prozac Edition starring Guatemala!

See the merge with no party!!!

See scab ridden survivors as they sadly sad goodbye to the game because they can't find their 6 inches of hidden game in woods!

Watch and laugh as Jamie and Judd make fun of the outnumbered tribe as the try to go fishing before they vote them off.

Clap for Jamie as he tells the new tribe members they can sleep outside his tent for all he cares.

Cheer for Rafe is he pretends to have a soul but votes to leave the bullies on his side anyway!!!

Saddest Survivor season ever....but I am still loving it!!!

Bobby Jon- From your attitude stomping about Steph making you want to vomit to you not even being able to point your body in the same direction as Jamie at tribal council...you are making great TV my friend. So good to see you playing the game as well, trying your darnedest to get the others to turn on Jamie instead of Brandon. You really impressed me tonight.

Cindy- What is wrong with you girl? Your speech during tribal council should have woke you up. You are right nobody noticed or cheered you on during the challenge and they did Judd...way to settle for 6th girlfriend. Did that not ring any bells that you are on the outside of that team? You should have flipped and made a power move. 5 for 5 would have at least gotten you a chance at a higher spot.

Danni- What can I say? Everyone seems to love you. From Brandon telling you you are the sister he never had to Rafe loving you in the woods....everyone loves them some Danni. I just hope you can find the Immunity to save yourself...I think it is your only shot.

Gary- Still nothing. lol So weird I just get no vibes from you at all. I am starting to think there is something wrong with me lol But way to win Immunity my friend.

Jamie- You are a total and complete ass. Period. I am classless so don't worry, I will tell you from one southern boy to the other...ass...whole. You even made Jeff Probst shake his head in disgust.

Judd- Jamie stole your crown as Captain A but you gained a ton of my respect when you did the challenge. Still not sure why you did it though, unless like Jamie said you still feel 5th and want to make sure you stay in good with them.

Lydia- No surprise you took on the painting of the new flag. You are always so positive. I hope you prove me and everyone on your team wrong though because right now you are a pawn to be thrown away. I hope you use some of that Lydia magic to keep yourself from being discarded when the time comes.

Rafe- I love that you had a soul tonight and the game got to you. It is harder than you thought isn't it? But there is still something about you feeling bad about playing with evil...but you kept playing with it. So smart move in the game to get rid of Brandon but did it do your soul good? Maybe if it wins you a million dollars but if not I think you might need Ian's phone number when this is all done.

Steph- Miss Smirk-alot. You can't help it can you? Because you know right now that everything in this entire game just keeps playing your way. You can't hold the smile in that says, "Is this really happening? I am so gonna win this thing!"

Brandon- My god I loved you. I hate when all the people I like start to get picked off. You just went out the way you lived the game...zen. Wish I was half as calm as you. It was a pleasure watching you play the game.